Potato paul paul looks at the mirror as he turns 15 and thinks he is this and that and realizes he is a FUCKING POTATO
by Angry cory August 10, 2018
Get the Potato Paulmug. by hahaalololool June 14, 2021
Get the Nemo Paulmug. A man whose age is unknown, yet despite maturity level appears to be quite youthful. Paul G is a dapper and dedicated contributor to any friendly banter, and is never found without a Bluetooth in his ear. He can be counted on to add a high level of energy and enthusiasm to an outing. Paul G is bright yet does not always utilize his entire cognitive capacity when making choices, as he has often frequented sordid locations. He has been known to demand hugs from young ladies upon meeting them, and has been deemed creepy by a lady or two. But upon getting to know him, everyone realizes that Paul G is a true friend who can be counted on to enhance any experience.
Paul G is not without his oddities, however. He is more likely to remove his shoes than his Bluetooth, and don't ask him why he wants a hug from you--he cannot answer this question without hugging you. Still, despite these shortcomings, if you get to know Paul G you will be glad you did. He has a brilliant and mesmerizing presence, and when he talks with his hands, it's as though you are attending a sordid sermon.
Paul G is not without his oddities, however. He is more likely to remove his shoes than his Bluetooth, and don't ask him why he wants a hug from you--he cannot answer this question without hugging you. Still, despite these shortcomings, if you get to know Paul G you will be glad you did. He has a brilliant and mesmerizing presence, and when he talks with his hands, it's as though you are attending a sordid sermon.
"Dude, Paul G took his shoes off right before dinner. Don't you think that's weird?"
"Yo, is that Bluetooth attached to Paul G's ear?"
"He just met that chick and was hugging on her. What a Paul G."
"Yo, is that Bluetooth attached to Paul G's ear?"
"He just met that chick and was hugging on her. What a Paul G."
by Team awesome November 24, 2013
Get the paul gmug. by @pia is gay /Gerard is class July 15, 2019
Get the Paul and Miamug. Jake Paul is a cancerous American youtuber who spreads cancer to his fellow 8 year old fans which have to go to Australia to get the cure. If someone says that you are Jake Paul then you should be insulted. By the way after this pandemic he gonna get knocked out by Babatunde
by JJ has no dick May 3, 2020
Get the Jake Paulmug. by Kidswillbekids October 13, 2021
Get the Jake Paulmug. This is the ultimate insult for a scum bag , anyone who acts scummy can be addressed by this to make them regret their behaviour and the words they use
Person 1: I can beat anyone , be it Connor Mcgregor or anybody.
Person 2: shut up JAKE PAUL
Person 1: *regrets and sheds tears*
Person 2: shut up JAKE PAUL
Person 1: *regrets and sheds tears*
by Oxford Dictionary Pass Out December 5, 2020
Get the Jake Paulmug.