Screaming Panda

When a guy is fucking a fat asian girl and he punches her in each eye socket. Then he proceeds to hand her a snack, Bamboo.

Last night I was mad at myself for fucking a lard ass so I punched her in the face twice and yelled Eat Bitch!!! and gave her my stick of bamboo. She was my first screaming panda.

by Don't Stop Please March 1, 2010

Angry Panda

The act of punching a girl in both eyes after you jizz on her face.

Joe:My girlfriend was being a major bitch this morning because I gave her a "angry panda" last night.It was worth it though.

Bill:Fucking awesome.I think I might do that to my girl tonight.

by AJ Fallschamjäger November 16, 2009

Panda

An Asian guy that looks like a panda.

Kevin looks like a panda!

by Person in your basement December 20, 2010

Paddy Cake

When two men are engaging in anal sex and one man pulls out his poop covered penis and beats the other in the face with it until there are little poop cakes all over said face.

For a truly authentic "paddy" cake, one of the participants must have been born in Ireland, or the act must be performed on St. Paddy's Day.

Chris and Danny smell like shit because they were up all night playing paddy cake.

by cbass14 May 19, 2011

Paddy cake

Means being tongue deep inside your girls vagina.

The best way to ring in the new year is playing paddy cake with my bitch.

by slowmotionfeel December 31, 2018

Panda

When a girl gives you head and you ejaculate in one eye and punch her in the other.
she will have one white and one black eye
also see pirate and scroll down to the sexual definition

"i once gave a woman a panda (with permission of corse) why she let me, ill never know."

by dangerous92 November 2, 2008

Panda Express

Receiving Oral Sex while eating chinese food. This may include left over chinese.

going to get chinese food then getting dome also know as panda express

by thegiantredginer December 20, 2010