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Clay Pipe

A stokie term for the poop shoot, shite hole, anus hole, butt ring...etc
bloke down the pub tells his mates how he is going to make love to his missus. "when i get home i gonna clay pipe my lady" or in stokie "whenst i gets wom, ast gonna clay pipe mar lady"
by Papalazaroo November 24, 2003
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Pipe wipe

When you pull your penis out of any ass hole and it has poop on it so you grab the nearest rag or any thing to wipe it off what ever it may be it’s a pipe wipe
I was doing my ol lady in the arse and when I pulled it out my penis had poop on it so my blanket became my pipe wipe
by 3-buck chuck October 1, 2018
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Peace Pipe

When a women performs one of her best blow jobs with the intent to get what she wants or to stop an argument(because she was wrong).
*THE ACT OF A PEACE PIPE*
Emma: What do you think about these shoes?

Josh: How many times have I told you that you don't need anymore shoes!!!
*Emma removes her shirt and performs a fabulous blow job
Josh: On second thought those shoes would probably look great on you
by MrShaun13 January 28, 2018
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Pipe Nightmare

An evil but seemingly impossible scheme.
Mein Fuhrer! Dis Holocaust ist becoming a Pipe Nightmare! Ve cant pozzibly eliminate all ze Juden! Ve culd poison ze money zo, ja? Zat vil verk.
by nigerplease August 21, 2008
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jam pipe

wow jam pipe, please idle #bealjam
by kicn July 27, 2006
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pipe a nug

(verb)

1. The act of your turd going down the drainpipe aka. take a dump.

2. To smoke a tiny bud of weed from a pipe. Usually for the purpose of quickly getting a little blitzed before the task at hand.
Kevin: Dude, where did you go? The movie already started!

Jake: I had to pipe a nug cuz you blazed without me dude.

Kevin: Oh. Seemed like you were gone for long...

Jake: Haha, I also swung by the washrooms quickly to pipe a nug too.
by Shittalker February 10, 2010
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