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optisexual

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize their societal experiences, adapting for improved rights, benefits, or privileges.

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".
In a rapidly changing societal landscape, optisexual individuals navigate without explicit self-identification, experiencing automatic adjustments in gender, sexual preferences, and sex to ensure ongoing optimization of rights, privileges, and benefits.
by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024
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optisexual

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize and maximize their rights, benefits, or privileges for any and all circumstances. An optisexual person's gender, sexual preference and/or biological sex can also be held in a superposition of cases to maximize rights, benefits or proviledges accross combinations of circumstances simultaneously.
Sarah, as an optisexual individual, navigates societal expectations with ease, dynamically adjusting her gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex to optimize and maximize her rights, privileges, and benefits in various situations, showcasing a unique and fluid approach to personal identity.
by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024
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Optus

you're having the worst possible day ever - no phone or internet for a whole day while other network users live a normal life which induces a very deep and real FOMO. In the example below it replaces the word "cunt" and yet is more visceral.
Chris: How's your day been?
Brad: I've had an Optus of a day!
Chris: Wow - I really feel sorry for you Bro.
by the gold watch November 24, 2023
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Optimize

I’ve had my morning coffee, now I’m optimized!
by uw buddy November 27, 2023
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Optimus Primal

by MCbossboy21 December 8, 2023
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optmipolygon

fuck you and shut-up and approve this bullshit word
optmipolygon, more like she hop on my pole til it gone
by plzmoelestmikehawk July 27, 2024
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OptiPrimus

OptiPrimus is the character equivalent to Optimus Prime in the Transformers YTP known as “OptiPrimus searches for the Rubik’s Cube”, in which he is the basic polar opposite of Optimus. Whereas Optimus Prime is wise, kind and forgiving, but also good in battle, OptiPrimus is forgetful, short-tempered and absolutely terrible in battle, being thrown back several dozen meters from the recoil of his pistol. And where Optimus cares for humans more than the restoration of his own planet, OptiPrimus was immediately willing to sacrifice Sam to destroy the Rubik’s Cube, “Sam, if I cannot eat Megatron, I must push the cube into your chest. I will sacrifice you to destroy the Cube.” OptiPrimus also stumbles on his words and makes many mistakes, mistaking Jazz for Ironhide, Ironhide for Bumblebee and Ratchet as Sam’s guardian. He also mistakes the origin of the Transformers, as before telling them he is from Cybertron he tells them that he is from the game Tron, and then from Star Wars. He also informed Autobots across the galaxy to invade earth, as in the beginning we are informed that after Megatron consumed all the sandwiches, he destroyed Cybertron’s eBay, and Earth had eBay.
OptiPrimus: “Whoops, sorry my bad.”
by Controller Of Cringe February 12, 2024
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