One Two Stinkaroo 

The act of urinating inside of a man or woman's anus shortly after completion of anal sex. It is so named because a #1 is taken on top of a #2 and the resulting mess is extremely smelly and sticky. As this is one of the most horrible things one human being can do to an other it is almost always accompanied with a subsequent break up.

Did you hit that bitch in the shit?

Yeah, and I gave her the old one two stinkaroo then dumped her.

One Two Stinkaroo by Zithers November 16, 2009

one of the good ones 

The way a racist white person describes a black person that agrees with them in their social and political views.

Redneck: Who did you vote for?
Black person: Trump!
Redneck: Oh! So you're one of the good ones!

one of the good ones by elsaabka December 9, 2020

one reply bitch

A one reply bitch is someone who replies with simple words like: "yeah, okay, cool, nice, alright, yep, whatever, nope," etc

John: "My damn girlfriends mad, she keeps replying with okay"
Steve: "She seems like a big one reply bitch"

one reply bitch by LittleDumpling March 13, 2015

One Note Song 

Having a song that consists of one note on the guitar. Just don't try to take the credit for inventing it. Some may say its not a song, and you should fire those damned nay-sayers from your band.

Don't you fucking steal my one note song, you flying fuck.

One Note Song by ssa fo tola teg i (backwards) September 26, 2003

one thousand 

One thousand is a big ass number

Guy 1 wow theirs like one thousand people in there.
Guy 2 ya thats a big ass number right there.

one thousand by bigmoney1000 November 26, 2018

one legged pirate 

when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.

My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.

one legged pirate by poontang inc. March 21, 2003

one-shot 

-verb

In video games, to kill an opponent with a single shot or blow.

1. My character is so stacked, I can one-shot every boss in the game.

2. I've been one-shotting n00bs all day with the WA-2000 on MW2.

one-shot by reese456 May 6, 2010