3:47PM
by DeezNutties420 February 24, 2023

The time describing you and your friends heading out to smoke a Camel Turkish Gold... Anytime is a good time for turk time!
by curlyheadfuck August 15, 2009

A person who contacts a company and engages in a long dialogue, full of questions and requests, with the proposed intention of buying a product or service. This dialogue can go on for days or several weeks, but the person does not purchase the product or service. A time waster is also someone who keeps saying he will pay tonight but never does.
That guy is a time waster. He's been emailing me for weeks, saying he is going to be our product but never does.
by Baldness Banished August 22, 2016

1. Lots of guys can't handle street time and end up getting violated back in for simple shit. (having their parole revoked for small violations)
by supaj September 18, 2006

Sam is such a Time Parasite he spent an hour in my cubicle going over the specifications when all I needed was a simple answer.
by deckarep August 25, 2010

The time between 1am and 4am where everything is better than it is normally, and anything is possible. It's the place where you're untouchable. (wow that sounds angsty)
by ElusivexLove March 31, 2009

An event where an entity from a different timeline appears in present time when it is not supposed to be.
Guy 1: I was playing Sonic 06...
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...
Guy 2: Go on...
Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.
Guy 2: OH FUCK NO
Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...
Guy 2: Go on...
Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.
Guy 2: OH FUCK NO
Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!
by Teslarossa May 12, 2013
