Turk Time

The time describing you and your friends heading out to smoke a Camel Turkish Gold... Anytime is a good time for turk time!

Me: Yo Pein, turk time?
Pein: <gibberish>....
Me: Aight.

by curlyheadfuck August 15, 2009

2Pi Time

1) June 28, the day of the year when one pie is simply not enough, or
2) The two times each day when a digital clock reads 6:28
(2 X 3.14)

"Break out the pastry, it's 2Pi Time!"

by UCSteve March 14, 2010

Time Parasite

A person that eats up all your time for no reason whatsoever.

Sam is such a Time Parasite he spent an hour in my cubicle going over the specifications when all I needed was a simple answer.

by deckarep August 25, 2010

street time

1. Parole or probation
2. Time spent on parole or probation

1. Lots of guys can't handle street time and end up getting violated back in for simple shit. (having their parole revoked for small violations)

by supaj September 18, 2006

Hughes Time

When someone is always late.

That guy is on hughes time!

by Concerned member of staff July 1, 2007

Nowhere Time

The time between 1am and 4am where everything is better than it is normally, and anything is possible. It's the place where you're untouchable. (wow that sounds angsty)

My day sucked. I wanna go to nowhere time.

by ElusivexLove March 31, 2009

Time Paradox

An event where an entity from a different timeline appears in present time when it is not supposed to be.

Guy 1: I was playing Sonic 06...

Guy 2: Yeah...

Guy 1: A guy from the future came out of no where...

Guy 2: Go on...

Guy 1: ...and nearly killed Sonic.

Guy 2: OH FUCK NO

Guy 1: YEAH, TIME PARADOX!

by Teslarossa May 12, 2013