The Don Perignon

While taking a Bath with the soon to be Spoiled and lavished with a really Good Blast of Hot Contaminated Air as it gains Heat and Potency from passing over the top of all the dead rotten and decomposing Waste in your Intestinal Tract. Enough to gag a magget. Be a kind Hosta d don't forget to always offeryour bathtub bathing partner some Fresh Real Real Fresh......The Don Perignom .

Your Offer comes as soon as you can Pass Some Major Gas, as soon as they oblige and accept your offer of some Don Perignon without hesitation one Solid motion Rip Ass under Water while you have the back of the person's head justCuppedike you own it and Smash their Face into your Bubbled out streamer of Gas and Bubbles and then say There's your Don Fucking Perignon Some Real Bubbly lol

Hey have you ever gave someone The Don Perignon ? It's when you're taking a bath with someone and you have to rip ass so bad It means it's Time for some Bubbly, ask your partner of they want some Don Perignon and as they say yes within one Soldi motion you faceplant the fucking shit out of them right into your ass bubbles you just ripped , .then of coarse being a kind host, byou say How did you like your Bubbly ?

by Jeff The Real July 25, 2025

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don

any sort of nicotine vape, short for “device of nicotine”

yo lemme hit your don

by jackmavis August 25, 2025

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Dookie Don

This refers to the 47th President of the United States of America and the sly reference of how he wears a diaper and shits in it often. It's public knowledge with pictures of famous people holding their noses or making stinky faces.

Damn! You shat yourself like Dookie Don!

by rotaecho September 14, 2025

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