office flirt

someone you always flirt with but have no intents of dating

"you and Luke should go out you guys flirt all the time"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"

by kam2000 June 27, 2016

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go all Office Space on

To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.

I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!

by Homer Formby May 18, 2019

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Office Rat

Office Rat is a derogatory term used to describe a corrupt politician or government worker

They elected a damn office rat!

by lanceryder April 10, 2024

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Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.

Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.

by amusedchimera January 2, 2019

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A frightened and weak willed pedophile coward who allows himself to be blackmailed by the Bonanno crime family into performing mob activities including kidnapping women and children. These cowards usually enjoy sex with small boys and frequently have sex with each other in the ass.

Look at that pedophile. That's definitely a green bay police officer.

by TerryDavis123 May 14, 2021

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