Shalom officer

Used to greet the jewish officer that is hiding behind a persona of a pretty girl sharing right-wing political outlook on social media.

Pretty girl: Gun control won't do anything
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by SkibitiKrzysiu82 June 22, 2024

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Officing

When a company deliberately attempts to completely emulate the mannerisms of the cast of hit NBC show “The Office”.

My boss has decided to hire a camera crew, be severely immature and childish, make crude jokes and spout out quotes that millennials will use on a coffee cup or t shirt. He’s totally officing.

by Babyyodafan69 June 12, 2024

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Post Officed

To blame or be blamed for something that was the short comings or mistake of others.

“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”

by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024

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A person in the office environment, who claims to put in 110% for the good of the office, can talk the talk, but struggles to walk the walk (or simply unable to achieve anything).

Peer response manifests as frustration or mocking of the said individual.

The Office Lightweight is usually a person from middle management.

Person A: "So I asked Kelvin for a day off, as my wife's in hospital. Bloody prick said no worries... my roster came out and had we working 25hrs that day....FFS"

Person B: "Yeah Kelvin is a real Office Lightweight. Next time just call in sick"

by The_Mannn September 15, 2019

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go all Office Space on

To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.

I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!

by Homer Formby May 18, 2019

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