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Ninja whinger

Someone that complains by stealth in order to undermine their victims.
A person that uses something you've told them in confidence to get at you behind your back.
Someone that deliberately puts shit on you for personal gain.
Heads up man, that mofo is a ninja whinger - don't tell him shit.
by KR00ZZ July 8, 2012
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Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
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Kawasaki Ninja

A badass sport bike ranging in CCs usually ranging from 300-1000cc, easily comparable to the Busa.
Dude is that a Kawasaki Ninja!?!, those things have balls!
by KDXrida January 26, 2021
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Attacked by Ninjas

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.
I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.
by Rashid Khalifa May 7, 2020
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Ninja Vulture

A roommate who steals your food in the fridge behind your back. They do it in a sneaky way by figuring out your schedule and stealing tiny portions when you’re at school/work.
“Dude I think Joe might be a ninja vulture.”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”
by TheShuckDriver November 20, 2019
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ninja beat

The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.
My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.
by Arjiff January 8, 2014
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Ninja squirtle

A stealthy shart that sneaks up on you without warning.
I was on my way to the bar when *BAM*, Ninja Squirtle attack.
by L0L0 June 9, 2015
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