by JohnDors December 21, 2016
Get the e-jerking mug.when someone playing a monopoly-like board game (monopoly,life,or mario party) does everything to hinder you in every way and targets you specifically for either jail time or a turn-loss.
by xplodingbrain May 13, 2008
Get the jerk-opoly mug.A soft jerk is the act of jerking off with a flacid(soft) penis. A soft jerk usually begins when someone fails to cum a second time while attempting to jerk off one more time before their penis goes soft, but they’re in too deep to stop now.
A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.
The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.
The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
Person: Fuck. I wanted to cum again before my dick went soft but I couldn’t make it. I’m in too deep now, best try and do a quick soft jerk
10 minutes later
Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired
10 more minutes later
Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
10 minutes later
Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired
10 more minutes later
Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
by Jeremy Anonia November 20, 2020
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by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019
Get the Slurp and Jerk mug.The Mega Jerk is a most rare and strange person. Any decent Mega Jerk will be found hanging out around DDR machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quantities of various foods at Hometown Buffet. Mega Jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.
by A.F.F.M.J. November 3, 2007
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