Oscar is a slag for women, especially me;) A little bit a lot good looking. Always in the dog house. Too nice. Doesn't give you enough attention. Always on that bloody farming simulator!!! Never makes his bed. Is a legend. Claims he's the boss, yet he does everything I tell him to, SIMP. I guess he's hot. Very loving and apologetic. Cries if I dont respond to him. Clingy. Has major attachment issues. Ideal boyfriend, go bag an Oscar rn!!!
Oscar
by Charl the beast March 4, 2022
Get the Oscarmug. If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf
Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022
Get the oscar the catmug. Oscar is one of the descendants of Pablo Escobar but a complete fucking retort-stand who hasn't even started to become a drug dealer and take over Australia. Btw he just wrote a definition about me (Anton).
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
by why_not_hehe October 29, 2018
Get the Oscar P.Smug. by heavycock27 August 5, 2025
Get the oscarmug. by botlord406 February 23, 2022
Get the oscarmug. The most charming smile ever with great personality. Handsome with black/brown curly/wavy hair and light brown eyes with long lashes every girl envy’s. Super cute and knows how to make a girl laugh. They know how to make their gf smile, even when she's feeling sad. Loves food, as well as cooking. Always up for whatever even if it's illegal. Also has amazing DJ skills and likes all types of music. He is a hard worker and loves to make money.
He's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him.
Doesn’t settle as he waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. If only he was smart enough to realize how much he is liked, then it would make some very lucky girl happy and even happier if he liked that one girl back. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner.
Has a very big imagination. He may seem a bit intimidating, but is very friendly and lots of girls fall for him. He is strong, fit, happy and at times is dumb, but when concentrating is very intelligent. He can be sarcastic at times, but will always make you laugh. Oscar is the guy that jokes around and loves to play around with his friends. He’s a great kisser, amazing in bed and an incredible lover. Oscar is loving and will never cheat on you.
So if You have an Oscar remember to never let that Oscar go. Marry his asssssss like tomorrow.
He's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him.
Doesn’t settle as he waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. If only he was smart enough to realize how much he is liked, then it would make some very lucky girl happy and even happier if he liked that one girl back. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner.
Has a very big imagination. He may seem a bit intimidating, but is very friendly and lots of girls fall for him. He is strong, fit, happy and at times is dumb, but when concentrating is very intelligent. He can be sarcastic at times, but will always make you laugh. Oscar is the guy that jokes around and loves to play around with his friends. He’s a great kisser, amazing in bed and an incredible lover. Oscar is loving and will never cheat on you.
So if You have an Oscar remember to never let that Oscar go. Marry his asssssss like tomorrow.
Who’s Oscar?
by NoOption July 31, 2021
Get the OSCARmug. Oscar is one of the best friends you could ever have. he is very nice he is friends with Pedro and Lander. He usually gets friend zoned but he keeps on trying. For Example with dihhana Oscar tried and tried again with getting withdihana and it finally happened. They are now the perfect couple.
Oscar is a boxer and a soccer player
by Savage Parista February 21, 2019
Get the Oscarmug.