myspacethetically

pertaining to myspace

When she described herself as 'more to love', she was speaking myspacethetically.

by paul lavra, NOT November 15, 2006

myspace spot

The spot in ones vision that appears when they have taken countless pictures of themselves. Progressive forms of the condition are found in groups (especially groups of girls).

person 1:"What's wrong with your vision?"
person 2:"I don't know"
person 1:"Wait a second, I saw your myspace and it has like 50 pictures of yourself in the same relative location. Have you been taking alot of pictures of yourself?"
person 2:"Um, yeah"
person 1:"I'm sorry, you've got myspace spot..."
person 2:"NOOOOOOOO!!"

by Thackeray November 5, 2007

mysterious silence in the room

When a male friend comes knocking at another friend's bedroom door with full knowledge that he is in the room, but there is a mysterious silence. It is presumed that the friend was beating it.

David is in his room after taking a shower.
Richard: *Knocks on David's bedroom door*
David: *Mysterious silence in the room*
Richard: *Comes back out to the car* I knocked on David's door, but there was no response. I think he's beating one off.

by lolwhoami August 13, 2010

Mystery shopper

Doing the lady from behind, pretending to fumble and fall out whilst your mate who was hiding in the wardrobe takes over. You run outside and tap on the window and when she looks up you wave.

My boyfriend surprised me last night with a mystery shopper. Lets just say he was so good my boyfriend has moved out and the shopper's moved in.

by Intrusion June 26, 2012

myspace

You know those freaks that used to only come out at night? Yeah, they're on the web now and they brag about how many friends they have. They're all ugly, emo, fat, disgusting, 14-year-old whores who do those famous camera-trick-shot-things to make themselves look more fabulously slutty than they really are so people like Brian Peppers can kidnap them and molest them. Not his fault, though, they asked for it for being so whorish. Most don't change facial expressions. All are stupid and deserve to die. Except for Joe Don Baker. He's cool. When dealing with a hordes of myspace junkies it's a good idea to bring your own weapons. Be sure to use caution around myspace addicted whores, your safety is not guaranteed. I've only done this once before.

Myspace turdburglar: "Lol, I have 9,344,323 friends on myspace!"
Sane Person: "O rly?"
Myspace turdburglar: "Ya rly, you should sign up for a myspace!"
Sane Person: "Why should I sign up for yourspace when I have my own personal space. Your stupidity is leaking into it. BEGONE!" *PUNCH*
Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "OW! I'm gonna write a nasty blog about you and have my elevendy-billion friends comment on how you're a pansy because you don't have a myspace."
Sane Person: "I thought you said you had 9,344,323 friends."
Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "I'm sure more people want to be friends since I last logged in three minutes ago." *leaves to write angry blog*
Sane Person: "Turd Burglar. I hope he eats a bag of hell."
Joe Don Baker: Where can I find me some bacon, butter, pancakes, steak, eggs, cheese, fries, cheesy fries, pizza, beer, hamburgers, butter, chili dogs, chili-cheese fries, fried chicken, waffles, corn dogs, an orange covered, with some beer and more butter?

by Peppy April 12, 2006

MyShock

When MySpace is down for a period of time and addicted kids can't log into their accounts.

MySpace: "Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group."
Addicted kid: "OMG, I'm starting to go into MyShock!"

by Tory C. August 22, 2007

myspace

myspace.com

a place where people can copy each other and look nothing in real life like they do in their pictures. Sad, sad, sad.

Also a place where music seems to be the base of everything. That, and your fuckin pictures.

OMG I've seen you before. Are you on myspace?

Fuck your scene

by The Kinison December 22, 2004