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murder the marshmallow

To masturbate ferociously.

(Refers to the Stay Puft marshmallow man in Ghostbusters, when he is killed and parts of his body are splattered all over the place.)
Every time I look at that picture of Mila Kunis on the internet, I can't help but murder the marshmallow right in front of my screen.
by RandZerom April 28, 2006
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Shining Murphy

When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.

French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.

This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."
"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."

"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."

"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."
by Mezron September 12, 2008
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Murder

To end one's life
I will now murder you!
by Kawaii Dove August 30, 2016
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Kieran Murphy

One of the greatest acoustic guitarists I've ever heard. He an Australian acoustic guitarist who has released 3 albums, 'Per Se' is his best definately. Definately worth a listening.
"Hey man, have you heard of Kieran Murphy?"
"no man is he good?"
"Yeah, he's one of the best. For some reason his videos are off youtube, but you can find his music on: http://www.last.fm/music/Kieran+Murphy "
"Shit, this guy is good"
by Kieran :( February 9, 2009
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Murder Inc.

A fuckin' group of fucking wannabe-gangstas
includin' Ja Rule or Irv Goddy
"Yo, I killed the whole Murda Inc. Crew. I'm the King!!" "You're damn right!"
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murkin'

To be creeping around, searching, surveying in a low down manner. Like a predator in a murky swamp.
Dude 1: This club is gangster. Where did DeShawn go?
Dude 2: He is murkin' for drunk girls on the dance floor!
by Buc_Nassty January 10, 2011
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murked

To murk = to kill
To get murked = to be killed
Damn Leon got murked!
or
Im gon' murk that nigga Leon!
by Stealonu April 29, 2003
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