The act of performing vaginal sex after anal sex, which caused the penis to be covered in fecal matter. Similar to the Golden Plough.
Dude, I was Butt fucking my girl last night when she asked me to stick it her pussy instead. I pulled it out and saw it was covered in crap but stuck it in anyway, totally gave her the muddy plough.
by TheFish July 22, 2012
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Get the Muddar yard mug.While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location
Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.
by Potato scooper November 4, 2013
Get the muddy potato toss mug.When you go to hug them but your head is the wrong side, causing awkwardness and/or unintentional touching.
by SoccerTeas November 3, 2013
Get the Muddle Cuddle mug.The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)
by alexb934 February 19, 2014
Get the Muddy Broomstick mug.verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.
by D-Money$ August 2, 2014
Get the muddy boulder mug.To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress
Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"
by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014
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