noun
1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the
world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any
female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the
time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of
day. Also it is important to note that some women are very
good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected
woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too
late.
New
guy at work: "What do you think of Lisa from accounting?"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New
guy: "
Thanks for letting me know"