sloppy mackerel

A vagina that has the firmness of a condom full of grapes

Wow man! That's a sloppy mackerel

by Flappy pancake February 10, 2015

Eamonn Maher

If you see him hide yo girl, because he coming!

Eamonn Maher = GOD

by Asian Terrorist August 7, 2017

felix maier

A good rapper that vapes constantly. He is often not very smart and tends to make dumb decisions. He is also a player and has many girlfriends but not actual girlfriends. He hopes to lose his virginity one day but until then, he plays league of legends every day.

Hey look, he is such a Felix Maier

by whatsup yo June 18, 2018

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

Ok Mader

Means

To lie or to cap

Male 1. “Bro I just won imagine dragon tickets on the radio”
Male 2. “Ok Mader”

by Brendan Mader September 9, 2020

Mina Maher

Honestly, any girl would be lucky to have seggsy time with him. If anyone got the chance to befriend him, they will automatically gain 100,000 vbucks. Mina Maher is the time of person that can walk down the halls and girls will fall down on their knees for him. Very cool, seggsy, romantic, funny, generous and overall such a baller of a man.

"yo have you seen Mina Maher around?"
"No I haven't, but I heard that his hantar his 30 feet long"
"Dang, he is so seggsy. I wanna seggs him!!"

by UrbanMaher December 4, 2020

Radko Majer

If someone breaks any part of a body with any kind of impact, usually with a weak force they're what's called "Radko Majer".

He broke his arm while he was walking down the stairs.
Typical Radko Majer.

by AntreSucks April 4, 2021