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sweat locker

The area/space around the inside of the thighs of a large or obese person.

An area of warm, moist, offensive fetor.
a) Norman released a moist air biscuit into his gag-a-maggot sweat locker.

a) "Watch out! Bean's just vacated the bathroom and it's a real sweat locker in there".
by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005
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laser lock

Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.
(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!
by pentozali November 4, 2007
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free lock

Putting a bike lock through one wheel and around the frame (as opposed to through the frame and around some immovable object) preventing the bike from being rolled (but not carried away).
Oh, that's OK, you can take that post, I'll just free lock over here.
by paulcintoronto October 1, 2008
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lesbian lockdown

When girls in a sorority are on no booze, no boys and have to only hang out with other girls.
This week is initiation week so i'm on lesbian lockdown.
by VegasnameBrandy November 3, 2010
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Brain Lock

When you just cant remember something that you know you knew hours or days ago.
what the hell was i supposed to remember to do today? what was his/her name , i spent all night that that person too.. damn brain lock
by zzchamp April 16, 2011
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Cock Locked

When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.
Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.
by Melhi September 6, 2013
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Job Lock

The excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal shit they could of paid for before cutting their hours.
Idiot:Obama said people with Job Lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.
by digital-Pimple February 8, 2014
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