Anchor Lazy

(adj.) Someone who stays dependent or immobile not because they can’t move on, but because it’s easier not to. A person financially capable of independence yet emotionally or administratively stuck — often lacking job history, credit, or initiative.

“He’s got a savings account and a Tesla while living with his ex. Lucky for him, he's been anchor lazy for years.”
“A chronic case of anchor laziness keeps her from signing a lease.”

by Dr. Jre "Chronic" Ler November 5, 2025

Lazy Legspreader

A person who does nothing but lays on their back and spreads their legs.

Juju is nothing but a lazy legspreader.

by Wldflwr79 November 22, 2024

Lazy day

A girl you can crack whenever,no need to put in much effort she’s not like regular girls where you need to chase,she will let you crack just because she wants to get cracked

Nahhh that girl she’s easy she’s a lazy day

by Therealsharkerrrr February 22, 2025

Lazy Sunday Fan

A person who considers everyday as Sunday and sits inside in the A/C doing absolutely nothing

Man youre one Lazy Sunday Fan

by BlazedSushi January 3, 2024

Lazy

Someone who is very very very very lazy like Brandon Dixion.

Stop being lazy like Brandon

by Thatnigga200 August 17, 2019

functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 17, 2021

Psychopathic Laziness

Psychopathic laziness refers to a willful and emotionally detached refusal to exert effort or fulfill responsibilities, often paired with manipulativeness, superficial charm, or entitlement. It is not mere procrastination or low motivation, but a morally vacant disregard for the burdens one places on others by choosing not to act.

🧠 How It Differs From Regular Laziness:

Ordinary Laziness Psychopathic Laziness

Driven by fatigue, fear, apathy Driven by entitlement, disdain, or manipulation
Feels guilt or shame Feels no remorse or concern for consequences
Avoids work but may regret it Avoids work and justifies it with cold rationality
Passive and anxious Often charming, strategic, and exploitative

🧱 Example (Institutional Context):

A leader who allows dangerous conditions to persist in a shelter not because they’re overwhelmed, but because they simply don’t care and know they won’t be held accountable, could be said to embody psychopathic laziness.

by ur_dictionary May 28, 2025