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Jose

Jose’s love their mommy’s
by Trick tales June 13, 2023
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Jose Aldo

The greatest Featherweight mma fighter of all time undefeated for 10 years in the WEC and the UFC. Is also know as the King of Rio
I love Jose Aldo he’s such a great fighter

He got ko’d in 13 seconds by Conor McGregor

He was literally undefeated for 10 years and is the best featherweight ever wtf? He also has defended the title unlike your chicken who beat him and ran away.
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Jose

Jose is the cutest most handsome guy ever. He’s smart and funny and creative and sweet. Jose is the best boyfriend ever, there’s no one else better.
``I wish my boyfriend was as cool as Jose.``
by jellystarz August 4, 2024
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joses

In Biblical Names the meaning of the name Joses is: Raised; who pardons.
Joses is a writer in John 4:36
by Necromancer herobrine February 26, 2023
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Joel Jose

Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.
Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
by Dhyan_patel April 1, 2023
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Sloppy Jose

A very bad blowjob…typically after the girl drinks toooo many tequila shots and throws up the Mexican food from dinner onto the man’s penis.
Meaghan gave her date one hell of a Sloppy Jose last night.
by BigBwiththeBigD March 26, 2025
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