Jordan Scott Hebert 

A handsome man with a lot of hair on his chest.

Dude, look at that Jordan Scott Hebert! His chest is hairy!

Jordan Scott Hebert by Reester September 30, 2009

Jordan Parise 

the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise

Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.

Jordan Parise by Super Swedes December 7, 2010

Jordaning 

Masturbation

Davis is Jordaning.

Jordaning by fuckmyasssideways September 22, 2013

jordan 

Hes that jersey kid who annoys the fuck out of you by ignoring everyone. However, if he did not do that then it wouldnt be him. All in all he is pretty chill and cool when he doesnt ignore you.

Friend: "Dude lets meet up with (person) at the movies.
Friend 2: "Its not worth it hes a jordan. He'll just ignore you"

jersey friend annoying

jordan by notvicfierce February 6, 2014

Jordan Hearn 

A Jordan Hearn is a stick skinny non muscular 16 year old cunt. A Jordan Hearn is a virgin for the majority of his life.

God that Jordan Hearn is a virgin cunt

Jordan Hearn by Jordan Hearn May 14, 2015

Jordaning 

When your boobs are so on point that everybody stops what they're doing to say "damn!"; always looking jaw dropping good

"Yo do you see that fine chick over there?"
"Damn! She's hardcore jordaning today!"

Jordaning by DashinglySeth September 14, 2016

jordan felix blake

Jordan Felix blake is the most amazing person you will ever meet he will always have your back no matter what he is amazing in every way and I love him so much ig // @/blaine_alexander_blake

Jordan Felix blake is daddy asf.

jordan felix blake by Homosexualkiddo July 22, 2017