jonahsexual

specifically only liking guys named jonah

"i only like guys named jonah because i'm jonahsexual"

by tyler_toad September 21, 2021

Jonastic

are fans of the Jonas Brothers.
are true fans, not posers!
Jonastics are not only the fans are like sisters Jonas, who love the Jonas Brothers, listen to Jonas, Jonas go to the shows. Are those who defend the Jonas until his death!

I'm Jonastic, not a fan of Jonas!
I listen to Jonas, and I hear my heart beating for them!
yes, I am Jonastic forever!
are not like posers, who decide their favorite Jonas. Because they are not many, are just four people in a life!

by rachelapradolopes July 25, 2011

jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016

jonasson

You're the most sexiest, it got rumours that every king or queen has been in a relation with a jonasson

Jonasson is the best

by Ostmästaren December 12, 2016

Jonas

Definitely the best looking boyfriend a girl could have. Very muscular, handsome, nice character and a great sense of humor.
He is also very intelligent and knows how to deal with problems.
And about this rumors about the short dick he's showing on younow: They aren't true. The were written by a jealous Peter who lost his girlfriend because of Jonas.

Girl 1: Hey, I finally have a boyfriend!
Girl 2: What's his name?
Girl 1: Jonas!
Girl 2: Oh this awesome guy?! Oh I'm so jealous on you!

by Steakhamburger January 2, 2017

jonas bridges

Jonas has Jimmy.

Wow you have an big/great/... Jimmy like this Jonas Bridges!

by Jimmyisdaddy February 9, 2017