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Earthworm Jim

When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.
Earthworm Jim, he's such a groovy guy
Earthworm Jim, he rockets through this guy
by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018
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angry jim

An individual who knows no limits, both morally and socially. A enigmatic fusion of affability and nonchalance that charms and frustrates in equal measure. He bangs in the goals and pulls all the birds, despite wearing his grandad's hand-me-down jumper purchased from Q&A in 1975. Has to grow a beard to look a day over 14, and thinks he's a baller despite growing up in Surrey and having Taylor Swift on his iTunes.
He's gone and done an Angry Jim. Drinking pina coladas in a sombrero at a funeral.
by AJ1000000 April 18, 2018
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Big Jim

The legend, the BBQ God, the party entertainment. That one person who is the reason a party comes together, some sort of myth
I was going to go to the party but no Big Jim present... It's an early night for me
by Samdel567 July 29, 2017
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rubbery jim

When you mix semon and rubber cement and let it settle. You then proceed to pour it in your girls vaghole.
Hey bro, I gave Linda a Rubbery Jim last night!
by IceIceBABYBOY April 19, 2018
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Cold Jim

The process of urinating in a condom, freezing it, then letting your girl use It as a dildo
I'm going away for a bit so I decided to give my girl a present of a nice frosty cold jim
by Frosty Folk October 14, 2018
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Jimming

taking someones food, distributing it to others, and giving an empty bag to the original owner afterwards.
because he doesn't have food himself, he is jimming.
by haremhabibi March 13, 2019
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Earthworm jimming

Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.
I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible
by DJ loves hummy gummys March 19, 2019
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