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Japan

A sweet and loveable girl/boy who loves drawing and loves Minecraft! she absolutely shows she likes you by messing with you and making fun of you
Hey Japan
by V0idw1cca July 31, 2022
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The Japanese Squint

The art of of shutting one eye and squinting whilst watching Japanese pixelated porn, just to try get a better view of the cocks, clits and lips.
Dude 1:
"Bloody hell... Dave has only gone and got a permanent squint in his eye, The Doctor reckons his condition came from watching pixelated Japanese porn for six days on end"

Dude 2:
i think he has got The Japanese squint
by Lumberjack88 June 7, 2022
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Japan

The only country in the world other than Thailand, Afghanistan and Honduras in which pedophilia is trivialized and rooted in society

And also the only one in which people prefer to date and/or marry videogame/anime characters
The age of consent in Japan is f*cking 13 YEARS OLD!!!

A lot of Japanese men got married to Hatsune Miku
by CrazyOtaku250 June 18, 2022
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Japan

A country that won't fucking apologize for its war crimes and PAIED AMERICA to not talk about it.
Media: Ha ha Germany goes Heil Hitler heil Hitler!
Italy: Phew luckily, I was shit in the war, why are you sweating Japan?
Japan: No reason at all heh heh.
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Japanese

A ridiculously hard-to-learn language that is almost impossible to speak fluently without being a native speaker.
"I'm learning some Japanese right now!"
"Why is Japanese so hard to learn??"
"I like watching anime mainly because it has Japanese in it!"
by TheWeirdTomiokaSimp August 15, 2022
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Japanese Eiffel Tower

Similar to a standard Eiffel Tower, a threescore, but with two women. One wears a strap-on. The guy, and strap-on wearing lady, spit roast the other other lady and perform a double high five.
So I found this strap-on, anyone fancy a Japanese Eiffel Tower
by Simstx August 29, 2022
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Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.
Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.
by Azenath69 September 6, 2022
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