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Jacob Hurley

An amazing guy who makes all the girls fall to their knees. hes kind, considerate, caring, sweet, smart and not to mention an absolute hottie. he definitely has a way with words and falls easily. hes popular, fun to be around, easy to talk to, reliable, giving and has a hell of a temper sometimes, but hes worth the fight. hes amazing in bed and amazing as a person. hes also the perfect guy to fall for, he will definatley catch you.
"Hi im Jacob Hurley"
*Girls fall to their knees*
by liverpoolgirl64 May 10, 2011
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith

His name is my name ,too.
Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.
by J.J.J. Smith III Esq. August 25, 2008
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Jacob

A smelly shit that annoys girl and tries to get girls and fails.
by DiamondWarlord January 7, 2017
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Jacob

An adorable yet extremely strange guy. He's obsessed with Minecraft and can usually be spotted with a Bryce or talking to one. Can be annoying but he is also good at either causing or breaking an awkward silence
Wow.... Jacob is kinda weird but pretty cool... Who's that other guy he's with?
by GG🎮Borialis January 16, 2017
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Dirty karl jacobs

The process of having a can of monster shoved inside your ass by your best friends after him catching you trying it by yourself
"hey wanna try a dirty karl jacobs?"
"leave me alone get the fuck away from me never speak again."
by KARLS_MONSTER_CAN September 4, 2021
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Jacob

A fat retarded dwarf midget who likes trannies. Thinks he's a player but when he goes out with girls from school he gets no suck.
Is that a Jacob?
Sure is, lets watch him get no suck!
by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016
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Jacob

A annoying guy with a disgusting nose and face
Ahh run for your live!!! It's a Jacob!!!
by A rando dude March 28, 2016
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