Irish kettlebell

The act of placing one or more testiculs into any given asshole. The process has been attempted by many, but successful with only a few

"Wow bob did you go balls deep in Rachel last night?"

"Buddy, she just about broke my balls last night, after I tried the Irish Kettlebell."

by Skrilla af dawg December 11, 2016

Irish Swimmer

A red head (preferably from Ireland) who is a squirter

I fucked an Irish swimmer last night, she had a bunch of freckles and soaked my sheets. Can't wait to see her again.

by GIG Squaddddd December 03, 2013

irish walk

When someone escapes out the door at the bar without even saying bye to his friends. Usually due to drunkness and fear of being harrased into drinking more.

Hey where'd McCann go? He's been in the restroom for 30 mins. He must of did the Irish walk.

by irish medic January 19, 2012

Irish Potato

While having sex doggy style, the man pushes his nuts along with his dong into the woman's cooter.

Gianluca gave Nikki Nikkateen an Irish Potato.

by BigMoHammer May 20, 2011

Irish Corndog

The act of sticking a corndog stick down a man's urethra during sexual intercourse.

"Hey Robert did you end up banging Belle last night?"
"Yeah Man, and she gave me an Irish Corndog!"

by Irishman57 August 16, 2009

Irish lullaby

When you take a shot of Jameson and a shot of NyQuil

Man 1: man I can't sleep worth a shit
Man 2: you should try an Irish lullaby

by Squishy P June 20, 2018

Irish Creamer

While brewing some coffee in the kitchen, you procure some anal from your partner. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, poor the hot coffee in the gaping anal cavity, and ejaculate into the coffee.

Michael gave April an Irish Creamer last night. She got third degree burns in her ass, but he wasn't really sure why it was called an Irish Creamer.

by notCanada February 15, 2010