A term referring to a woman whose appearance can range from really good looking to downright ugly. As a result, males cannot categorize such a female on a scale of 1-10 as her ranking is incredibly volatile. Thus, their attractiveness is simplified to a different scale for this rare category of women which is marked by a +1 for looking good at the time or -1 for looking bad on an occasion, hence the term ion.
Damn that girl is such an ion, yesterday I would've banged her for sure but today she looks like snooki's asshole.
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All the kids think theyre badassmotherfuckers.. but they're not, the place is full of druggies and homeless meth crackwhores who fuck anyone (: its just disgusting.
and annoying.
All the kids think theyre badassmotherfuckers.. but they're not, the place is full of druggies and homeless meth crackwhores who fuck anyone (: its just disgusting.
and annoying.
by LivyBitch. April 21, 2011
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Mariah ion want to wash those dishses today! Carrie ion feel like washing them either so get on your job!
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his reputation is a number one priority so don't even think about accompanying him dressed all careless and hair undone!! he likes sexy, playful girls that keep him on his toes. he likes warm and giving girls that know how to fuel him not everyday but every minute! he is needy but gives back more than you could wish for if he is in the mood. other moods include generous, husbandish passion, complete emotional isolation, joking teacher type of buddy with a teasing humour, hateful misanthropist about to wreak havoc, just to name a few.
so you see, there are plenty of moods to deal with and if you don't have some kind of thick skin you are probably going to take the less enjoyable ones to heart.
Be good to Ioan and patient. He will appreciate your loyalty.
his reputation is a number one priority so don't even think about accompanying him dressed all careless and hair undone!! he likes sexy, playful girls that keep him on his toes. he likes warm and giving girls that know how to fuel him not everyday but every minute! he is needy but gives back more than you could wish for if he is in the mood. other moods include generous, husbandish passion, complete emotional isolation, joking teacher type of buddy with a teasing humour, hateful misanthropist about to wreak havoc, just to name a few.
so you see, there are plenty of moods to deal with and if you don't have some kind of thick skin you are probably going to take the less enjoyable ones to heart.
Be good to Ioan and patient. He will appreciate your loyalty.
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