Anti-Internet Monkey

fictional semi robotic creatures that are used as an excuse for bad internet connection.

Sorry i lost my connection i have Anti-Internet Monkeys in my house.

by Wattigny27 May 14, 2011

Baron of Internets

One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.

Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.

by The Baron of Internets March 4, 2005

intenet

Being into net, though not interrelated

The office uses intenet rather than intranet as close communications media for staff relations.

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009

Internet Tough Guy

Internet Tough Guys are the people who you will find in chatrooms, usually having some sort of badass name (e.g., Gladiatior007.) and an intimidating avatar. They'll contantly be bragging about how they beat the shit out of people and steal their girls or are a professional wrestler and weigh 400 pounds of pure muscle, and they'll often say things like "If I knew where you lived, i'd kick your ass." and other bluffs. 99.999999% of these people are socially awkward, weak people with few friends in real life. They are very easy to troll, and pretending to be an ITG is also a fun way to troll people.

Muscleman308: I'll find out where you live and beat the shit out of you!
Lolz:Internet Tough Guy much, faggot?

by sdbgvsgsfg January 26, 2011

internet explorer

the crapiest internet program and has only 1 purpose to get you to firefox.com and download it

FIRE FOX PWNES IE ITS a NEWBIE LOL LOZ ROFLMFAO HAHA JK JK

by poo faced April 25, 2005

internet explorer

A spyware and adware deployment tool developed by Microsoft

Wtf, I just got pr0n out of no where using Internet Explorer!

by Amos Nusheg February 19, 2008

Nazi Theory of Internet

The theory that, no matter on what forum, if something mildly controversial comes up, Nazis will eventually be brought up as a counterpoint, and discussed.

"The court ruled that the 4th-grader passing out Jesus fliers was ok."
"I bet they would have ruled differently if she'd been passing out Nazi fliers."
"Yeah, because Jesus and Hitler are totally the same."
"Jeez, the Nazi Theory of Internet really surfaced fast on this one."

by Urban Dictionary April 10, 2007