weed weasel

one who never has weed and always epects others to pack and when they do get a bag you never see them till its gone

No marty you can't have a bong hit you weed weasel .

by cheeba monkey February 19, 2008

commercial weed

Street weed, about $20 for 1/8the ounce. It'll get you high, but not nearly as good as hydro or KB.

Dude I only have $10, we'll have to get a dime bag of commercial.

by HydroGrrl December 02, 2004

A Blooming Weed

Someone or something doing their best to just make things work.

"I heard Anne's car needs some repairs?"
"Yeah, she's been a blooming weed with it lately."

by AIJT October 18, 2019

The Weed Limit

The speed you drive when you're high. Tends to be about 10mph below the speed limit.

"Yo, Brodie was so fuckin' stoned last night, we were in his mom's Mazda and he was totally driving the weed limit."
"That's dope. You want to smoke?"
"No, I got to go to work at my Dad's dealership."

by lumpos grandes November 06, 2014

weed cheater

When you have plans with a friend to get high, but first you have to get high before you go over there.

"Hes a weed cheater, and never throws down"

by Zombri corp. July 25, 2014

weed ligger

An individual who attends parties, openings, social gatherings and events with the sole intention of obtaining free Weed!

Damn!! this person never throws up any money towards weed... He's a real weed ligger for sure.

by JAYO201 March 15, 2016

Weed Dragon

Someone whose breathe reeks of weed. Every time they speak all you can think of is a dragon breathing fire. But it’s weed fire. It stanks.

“Have you smelled Greg’s breathe?”
“Yeah, the guys an absolute Weed Dragon”

by KennethGaming June 25, 2020