Bottom of the morning to ya

A greeting using the expulsion of bodily gases that have developed through the nights slumber.
On a relaxing Sunday morning Casey woke Kristin with a bottom of the morning to ya and they both started their day with a laugh.
by Casey Cool Man April 10, 2015
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morning-after-girl

The girl you need to fuck after a whole night of hard sex.
Dude one: 'Dude, how was that girl last night?'
Dawg two: 'She was great, we fucked all night! So when she got her morning after pill, I got my morning-after-girl. And that just got me up nd runnin' again, dawg.'
by Sidney&Henry April 02, 2008
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Sunday Morning Pussy

The nasty, unpleasant, musty smell of a girl and her pussy on early Sunday morning after it has been thoroughly fucked on the preceeding Saturday night. Usually eliminated with a good hot shower. This may also apply to other nights and mornings of the weekdepending on lifestyle choices.
Female friend: EWWW! God, Beth, you smell like Sunday Morning Pussy.

Beth: Yeah, I brought Jim home from the club last night, he fucked me real good.

Female friend: Well make sure you take a good hot shower before you go to work!
by WIse Girl 9 December 05, 2009
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early morning whore

a prostitute who does business in the early morning. they are usually very cheap, very old, and willing to do anything.
i went to old town with 5 bucks. i had to settle for an early morning whore.
by templeton blogg and joe December 18, 2008
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morning shit

waking down and feeling unseen, unheard, unloved, insecure.
you open your electronic device first thing and start throwing rants, roasts, rage, especially at people who care about you because you estimate their pain will be real.
"Baby, whats with this morning shit? You ok?"
"fuck you and your fucking friends. die a painful death. suck my cock (which is huge btw) and choke on my sauce"
by Krkič December 16, 2019
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Hot Morning Mess

DC, Maryland and Virginia's best radio station's show in the morning is "The Hot Morning Mess" with formar classic personality "Teapot Tim".
Today on the Hot Morning Mess Chris Cambell through darts at Teapot Tim's ball sack.
by Anna Norwood December 20, 2006
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