I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

by Eloise010 May 29, 2018

3 weeks

The standard amount of time you will be ghosted for following jokingly calling them fat, which they seemed to take in good humor at the time

Me: You’re fat
Them: 3 weeks bruh

by U_hurt_my_feelz November 13, 2023

middle of week weekend

A phenomenon in which school is closed for 2+ days in the middle of the week so it’s essentially a weekend in the middle of the week

I’m so glad school is closed for these past two days, it’s a middle of week weekend

by Purpstar615 March 2, 2023

3 a week ultimatum

When a sexually frustrated person expresses to their partner that if the relationship can last any longer, they need to be intimate at least 3 times a week.

After months and months of the couple hardly ever having sex, Dan gave Jessica the 3 a week ultimatum to try to avoid him having to end the relationship.

by Ryan331 December 9, 2023

Freak week

the week during ovulation when a woman is especially aroused

Clear your schedule baby it’s freak week

by arella31 July 29, 2022

National Send Nudes Week

National Send Nudes Week is from the 20th of April to the 27th, send your partners or close friend nudes everyday for a week!

Friend 1: Hey! It’s National Send Nudes Week, we’ve got to send nudes to each other every day for one week So send some nudes.
Friend 2: Really? Send nudes.

by Swoooozy April 19, 2019

Whale week

When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.

Instead of shark week...

We came to Miami at the wrong time. What is it, whale week?

by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017