Canada's History 

A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.

I thought she may have even been 'the one', but she left town when I asked her to do Canada's History with me last night.

Canada's History by thekaji March 18, 2010

Canada's History 

The most deplorable sexual act ever imagined involving a Moose's head, a bottle of syrup, and The Stanley Cup, as outlined by Stephen Colbert.

"Dude your mom just got a big lesson on Canada's History"

Canada's History by Darkanis February 5, 2010

japanese history

No eye men staring and yelling at each other

Dude those guys are like Japanese history lol.

japanese history by carcarjustvibin October 19, 2020

advanced ap history 

A class only Alfonso would take to think he is smart.

also applies to advance honors english...

Alfonso: Eh! Ya guys i am smart, this year i am taking advanced ap history.

Denise: What history- wait, thta deserves a neck!!!!....wait its not even worth that.

advanced ap history by eis_luver October 20, 2008

Canada's History 

As defined by Stephen Colbert:

a) pure jaw-dropping badassery
b) an undefined illicit sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man 1: Did you have a good time at that party last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah! We got our Canada's History on last night!

Canada's History by snapcrakklepop February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act involving a man or a woman being completely naked and covered in Maple Syrup ( Must be authentic ) and wearing a helmet with dildo's for moose antlers and charging around in a room with several blindfolded naked people and trying to successfully ..... well use your imagination.

Hey you guys going to the Canada's History party over at Jasper and Wilmas house tonight? Were gonna watch the hockey game after the festivities.

Canada's History by Techno Beaver February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

The sexual act of inserting a maple-syrup-filled Stanley Cup into a woman's anus while the man wears moose antlers on his crotch which he uses to pleasure the womans vagina. All while singing Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie's "The War of 1812"

I've done Canada's History so much, I get an erection whenever I hear "The War of 1812."

Canada's History by ZimMan2 February 5, 2010