Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

Megan has grandma been drinking by Purplenado March 6, 2023

byrems dead grandma

i want my mom i want my mom i cant breathe

T his sentence can be used in many ways. mainly used to describe the ways byrem, and others grandmas have passed away such as meaning, byrems dead grandma is happening again!

byrems dead grandma by anonymous November 15, 2023

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day 

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

great-great-grandma 

Great-grandparent's mother.

great-great-grandma.

great-great-grandma by Zabombini October 5, 2024

great-great-great-grandma 

Great-great-grandparent's mother.

great-great-great-grandma.

great-great-great-grandma by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

Put your grandma in the pipe. by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

Sweeter than grandmas cookies

The phrase "Sweeter than grandmas cookies" is used to describe someone soft, unwilling to stand up for themselves or do anything that would oppose anyone. Mainly used when people are trying to act tough, though they'd be simply putting on an act, and in real life they are harmless. The noun "Grandmas cookies", because, well, obviously, Grandmas cookies are always sweet.

Liam: "Yo if I hear anyone shout one more time I am fighting everyone in here!"
Max: "Dude, you're sweeter than grandmas cookies, sybau"

Alex: "Ay, nobody leaving this class 'till I find my phone"
Lamar: "Man, you sweeter than grandmas cookies, you ain't gonna do shit"

Shaun: "Look, if yall don't respect me, I'll teach you to respect me with my fists!"
Sam: "You sweeter than grandmas cookies gang, shut yo cornball headass up"

Sweeter than grandmas cookies by We can officially be friends. June 8, 2026