French Crueller

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.

Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008

felch

to suck cum out of somebody's ass

"dont you know felch means... well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching fuck em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching burp belch then go back for a second helping"

-"Insane" From Eminem's Relapse Album

by eminemrelapse May 15, 2009

French people

French people are the hairiest creatures alive. Although they have pretty decent accents they still look like a gorilla and they're fluent language is Wookie. After oiling up their body they shove steamy baguettes up their asses and go for a bike ride. They will never top me to I the frenchiest fry.

"God damn those French people they stole my bike"

by KatLovesDanAndPhil December 11, 2016

Felching

Sucking semen through a straw, out of a freshly fucked asshole.

She really needs to work on her felching, if she wants a spot on analcumsumption.com

by Ronzombie November 26, 2010

French montana

Doing a line of cocaine off of a woman's unshaven armpit

Her cooter was so funky I decided to do a French Montana off her instead.

by French Montana fan February 27, 2014

French Toast

A simple concoction of bread, eggs, and milk. Dates back as far as Medieval Times.

It's also some how magically related to Asians.

Asians=French Toast????

by YourAdopted November 30, 2011

French workweek

n. Somewhere in the vicinity of 30 hours over 4 days in a given period between Monday and Friday, excluding, of course, the period between June 1 and and August 31 where they're all on strike for some non-reason or another.

Jack (on a Thursday at about 3:00PM): Well, I put in a solid French workweek so now I'm going to drink a bottle of wine, eat some cheese, and smoke a pack of cigarettes with my steak and fries. If only I had a stupid hat and smelled bad I could truly be French!

by Call Me Ishmael December 9, 2008