by Dr Tortoise September 14, 2018
The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.
John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.
My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant
by jdogg00 June 19, 2015
The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.
by CuntFaceEmZ September 07, 2010
The Term 'Parking It On The Bottom Floor' defines the act of parking your 'Johnson' on the 'Bottom Floor' - relating to her Anal Passage.
'yo bro last night was crazy, I parked it in Maria's Bottom floor'
'I didn't know what to do so I decided to park it on the bottom floor yk'
'I didn't know what to do so I decided to park it on the bottom floor yk'
by Option Field Player Southside November 13, 2024
I jump out the 1st floor window not the ground floor because Amanda told me it was the street and died
by Livvysmallfeet March 24, 2021