organic farming

Old Chinese slang term for spraying chemical at night

“I heard jim has taken up organic farming”

“Yea I seen him out spraying pretty late coming home from the bar”

by Therealbeeftits May 19, 2024

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Welsh House Farm

The best primary in the world, if you’d want your child to excel in life, bring them to this school!

“Yooo! your kid goes Welsh House Farm? They’re going to be smart as hell!”

by TheGold5NChilD October 10, 2021

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Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.

It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

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vegan farm

a garden

After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!

by Ooga Booga Booga June 16, 2017

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Gweilo farm

A place where Gweilo's are taken to be harvested for meat, while their excessive fat is used to make soap. Similar to a Gulag, few Gweilo's make it out alive, which is good, because if they did survive they would likely attempt to re-colonize your country. It is for this reason that Gweilo farms are expanding as a major policy initiative of the East-Asian alliance.

Honey, looks like we're out of meat. I'll head down to the Gweilo farm to pick up some fresh meat for us. They're so much better and cheaper than Trader Joe's!

by Petro-Muranny September 13, 2025

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