American Football

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.

Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.

by Soupaquite July 30, 2018

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Busted Football

A skank or older woman trying to be young and her pussy has been so overused that it looks like a popped/busted football

Use: Cher's coochie looks like a busted football at her age. Jennifer Lopez is in the Spalding factory getting her busted football vagina re inflated.

by Pierce Dickman November 26, 2022

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Football

Brown, smelly waste that comes from your butt. Most commonly taken in the morning. Also known as a poop.

I have to take a football.

by Best Cuts June 7, 2018

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College football 25

The best game to come out of 2024

Jefferson Delva sucks at College football 25

by dumpster42 March 15, 2025

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Football-Neek

Some one who is a football nerd and/or geek

That guy is a football-neek

by Bread on a tree August 17, 2023

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fantasy football gripe

Specific complaints or accusations about fantasy football (e.g., rules, results, transactions, etc.) framed as innocent inquiries or concerns.

Even though I could look this question up, and even though Player Z was clearly dropped by Team S, was it legal for Team S to do that and then be added later by Team H? This isn't a fantasy football gripe, I'm just generally curious whether we follow the undroppable player list.

by bama-roll-tide November 16, 2022

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