His haircut probably looks like an open book. He tries to approach the opposite gender but is denied furiously, nevertheless, his pursuit is not stopped by this. He is a pile of wet, mossy stones.
by CuriousSamurai March 28, 2023
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by aganus March 31, 2023
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by aganus April 1, 2023
Get the Ethan Gershonne mug.When you remove the butt plug from your ass after an extended period of time after eating Burger King causing a massive amount of poop to spray the toilet seat and sometimes the wall.
(Mike)"don't come back here"
(Dee)"why not"
(Mike)"just don't"
(Dee)"that's fuckin gross, I at least tell you before I take an Ethan pit stop"
(Dee)"why not"
(Mike)"just don't"
(Dee)"that's fuckin gross, I at least tell you before I take an Ethan pit stop"
by MakinCampfires April 10, 2023
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Get the Ethan L mug.The act of getting on the roof of a school and jumping off. The jump must be done with no pants, and landing on a dildo in the ass. Only men can participate, preferably asain. Once the Dildo is injected into the bumhole, mayo, and Worcestershire sauce will be smeared on the ass cheeks. If completed and done successfully, Mr.Xies himself will be summoned and shave your head to match his dumbass hair.
BillyBob: want an Ethan Xies Creampie
BillyJoe: yea im retarded and think the hairstyle looks good, i must get it from ethan himself
BillyBob: ill get the didlo
billyJoe: I think some of the mayo got in my asshole
BillyJoe: yea im retarded and think the hairstyle looks good, i must get it from ethan himself
BillyBob: ill get the didlo
billyJoe: I think some of the mayo got in my asshole
by DilfFucker69420 September 21, 2023
Get the Ethan Xies Creampie mug.was literally giggling kicking my feet when I saw him in the theater, he’s literally so pretty, my mom was probably a little concerned but that’s okay!! no but for real I’m so confused how he didn’t pull any girls in the movie, LIKE?? if I saw him I would be begging on my knees crying for once chance with him
by hrtsforamber September 30, 2023
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