civil engineering

The oldest engineering discipline (even though some like to claim it's mechanical because it encompasses military engineering) Lots of job opportunities, but business majors will criticize you for not picking a more lucrative discipline whereas other engineering disciplines will claim you chose the easiest engineering major 💀

Person 1: "Did you know that UPenn doesn't have a Civil Engineering program?"
Person 2: Really? That's crazy..

by Thatgirlinthepurplejacket March 3, 2024

engineer

Someone who forgot more math than you ever knew, and who fixes problems you didn't even know could exist.

I bet you didn't know your bike has a structural problem.

Oh look, I've met an engineer!

by PizzaPuntThomas July 13, 2023

Drama engine

A metaphorical engine that starts when good drama is heard.
Also can be started by a provoking statement. When the engine is started the person will spew random bullshit from their mouth (ex. talking) and start a conversation. Each response from the drama engine will be a drama laced comment; providing no resolution to the conflict but to only exasperate the situation.

(a drama evoking message is sent through facebook chat)
"Dude, don't answer that. that's defiantly going to start her drama engine."

by guess88whooooo April 14, 2010

rr engine

a mangled shitshow of copyright infringement and unfair discord banning

that car is wrecked worse than the rr engine!

by gyat gyaterson June 20, 2024

hood engineering

Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.

1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!

2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead

by cokezeroguzzler August 5, 2024

Motor engineer

A failed bodyshop operative or mechanic that gets a job in a call centre that deals in salvaged automobiles

That Dan is a shit panel beater,but he's got a job in a salvage centre and calls himself a motor engineer.

by G dogo April 1, 2022

softwear engineer

an engineer who works on developing technology for advance and softest wear for the fabric industry. Average pay grade lies between pay worth 100 swim wears to 50 ballgowns.

Software engineers are losing their jobs, its now time to switch to softwear engineer.

by 19ratkiller January 23, 2021