Evil Empire

A nickname first popularized when President Ronald Reagan applied it to the Soviet Union, though it is now commonly associated with Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia which terrorizes the entire planet.

The Evil Empire of Microsoftistan is vaster than the former Soviet Union or the British empire.

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

empty set

1.The empty set is not the same thing as nothing; it is a set with nothing inside it. It's a mathmatical term.
2. The head of a stupid person.

Kevin is such an empty set. He's got nothing going on upstairs.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left

Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009

The Falwellian Empire

Lynchburg, VA. Dominated by Liberty University, Falwell's own "city on a hill", aka- Liberty Mountain. So many lights the thing has a freakin' halo at night. The Falwellian Empire includes Wal-Mart, Target, Olive Garden, Sonics, and pretty much anything else you could think of. You can't do anything in Lynchburg without venturing into God Squad territory.

"Dude, let's go to Wal-Mart!"
"No, thanks, I don't feel like being exposed to the Falwellian Empire at the moment..."
"It's ok, it's 11 o'clock. It's past the God Squad's bedtime."
"Sweet, let's go!"

by Lupin1 September 28, 2006

Empathy

One of our human weaknesses and one of the contributing factors to today's conformism. Something that tears us down and brings past memories to the surface through a vicarious experience.

"I empathize with your loss of tea, but that's your problem not mine. My empathy only adds to the prevalence of the matter."

by sexy miner January 20, 2015

empire state building

Euphamism for sex where various parts/occupations of the building refer to sexual acts:

1. Visiting the lobby: playing 'just the tip'
2. Going to the top of the building: having sex
3. Taking the elevator up: having a quicky
4. Taking the stairs up: pasionate sex
5. Window washing: oral sex
6. Security: the pill
7. : a condom
8. Souvenir: a baby
9. Drive-by: watching porn/strip-show

"Man, I went to the empire state building last month. I only wanted to go in the lobby, but I ended up taking the elevator to the top. Turns out I got a souvenir because she didnt hire security."

by gino_j14 December 9, 2008

inland empire

A bunch of piece of crap towns with nothing to do except go to wal-mart.

Don't ever move to San Bernardino.

If you want to live in California, move to San Diego or Orange County.

by ihatelivinginshittyasssanbernardino August 11, 2004