Getting so drunk, you decide to raid peoples' front Gardens for their plant bots or bird feeders and stumble down the road with them, inevitably dropping and smashing said object.
Jake - "man i was smashed last night, why is my coat covered in mud?"
Claire - "you don't remember? You were blatantly Plantpot Drunk mate"
Jake - "ah no way, my foreheads sore too"
Martyn - "yeah you walking into a lampost"
Claire - "you don't remember? You were blatantly Plantpot Drunk mate"
Jake - "ah no way, my foreheads sore too"
Martyn - "yeah you walking into a lampost"
by Chubbyjake February 17, 2010
When a person has gone completely past their threshold and is trashed beyond belief. Usually they end up making a drunken spectacle of themselves in a public setting.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see _____ trying to breakdance on the table at Denny's last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, he was a total drunk show. Lolz"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, he was a total drunk show. Lolz"
by Llevoj December 13, 2011
1: (adj.) Wasted on purple drank, an illicit yet delicious mixture of prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup and one's preferred lemon/lime soda, served in a cheap styrofoam cup. Sometimes spelled 'purple-drunk'.
2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
2: (n.) A person who is intoxicated from purp orpurple drank (e.g., every member of Three Six Mafia), often a Southerner or baker. Such people often exhibit drowsiness from the promethazine, as well as opioid-induced hallucinations from excessive consumption.
guy 1: I got busted by the po-po for dranking and driving; apparently, I hallucinated that I was crowdsurfing at a Three Six Mafia concert and crashed my slab into a dumpster.
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
guy 2: Damn! You mush have been totally purple drunk!
by chillr October 10, 2013
So drunk that people question if they should call the ambulance for you. Regular amount of drunk for scandinavians
by Lobster<3 June 23, 2022
Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 22, 2023
1) I got submarine drunk on Friday, and now I have to pay to replace the ceiling in the apartment below mine.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.
by MarcDemo June 02, 2018
by MarcDemo June 02, 2018