dutch oven on the dive

When a man muff diving on his lady and she rips some serious ass and holds the covers around his head while he is still down there.

Bobby: "Ricky why do you look so nauseous?"
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."

Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."

by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007

diva

A diva is a female performer, usually an opera singer, who is extremely talented but very imperious and tempermental. But the distinguishing factor is that her talent permits somewhat uncouth behaviour. A diva is not necessarily difficult to work with, she is just very professional and and has a low tolerance for incompetence. A diva is NOT just some no-talent pop singer who thinks everyone should acquiesce to her every whim, or even worse, some woman who is unecessarily rude, mean, bitchy, and often stupid just because she "knows what she wants" and revels in being high maitenance. These woman do not deserve the title of diva, because they have no redeeming talent or quality. They are simply loud and oboxious bitches. True divas should be treated with respect for their enormous talent and strong will.

Maria Callas was a quintessential diva, even being nicknamed "La Divina".

Kathleen Battle took her diva ways to new heights, and was subsequently banned from singing at the Metropolitan Opera.

by Fledgling Soprano October 13, 2006

muff diver

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003

High Dive

The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partner's hole, and in one motion jamming it home again. Best used in the CORN HOLE technique, but can be very dangerous.

Right when she was about to cum, I busted out a High Dive and that's where I got this scratch marks from.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

detroit divorce

When you catch your woman cheating on you and you kill her lover, her then yourself.

He was so distraught when he caught his wife cheating on him, he ended it via a Detroit Divorce - shooting both his wife and her lover then turning the gun on himself.

by CrayzeeGuy February 16, 2004

divisible

divisible means can be divided, but not necessarily evenly.

divide and conquer

As in a swing party.
The women are divisible.

by drako2015 April 19, 2014

diva

usually not a girly girl, once she knows what she wants she does everything to get it and leaves everyone who is not worthy of her time behind she is most likely very stubborn and very artistic (any form of art that she expresses makes people cry) her partner is crime is usually someone exactly like her or someone who has a lot in common

diva stopped talking to me, i dont know what i did

by Tribanville July 15, 2019