Exploding Mom Disease

A disease that causes moms to spontaneously combust at any given moment. It is currently without a cure

“Dude, why would you say that? My mom has exploding mom disease!! I bet you feel horrible now…”

by Roman Atwood July 5, 2022

Joshua Walcott Disease

When a person of age of 12-19 won’t shut up about getting married to their partner at a young age

“Yo that nigga won’t stop saying he will marry Octavia”
“Ahh, he got Joshua Walcott Disease, stay away from that nigga”

by thatonewhitedude May 27, 2019

mr. mcfluffy disease

when you are itchy all over and not sure of the cause: when anything irritates your skin such as fabrics, pets, soaps and you keep scratching yourself and can't stop

This all started when I used a cheap generic fabric softener in the dryer. I forgot the name of it, but the word "fluffy" was in the name. Everyone in the household started itching and scratching the next few days. So now when anyone is scratching for any reason, they say " I think I have a case of Mr. McFluffy disease!!!!"

by mougie December 16, 2013

little brother's disease

usually the middle child in a family who is trying to show up his older sibling.

"damn Tyrone, Drew got that {little brother's disease}! Why he always gotta be up in the mix?

by infidellicswaggernaut May 30, 2016

confused heart disease

When you feel you love more than one person at once. Prone I’m people who don’t know what they want.

Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too

Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease

by fortnite05 November 24, 2018

Taco bell disease

The runs you get after eating any of the items on taco bells menu besides the sweets and candy also forming massive constipation in the intestines

man that taco gave me taco bell disease

by fudgeppo June 6, 2018

cumbo-mungo disease

a disease people get that makes them really really like amogus

my friend has cumbo-mungo disease plesese play amogus with them

by SkyBlueAviator April 1, 2023