Taco bell disease

The runs you get after eating any of the items on taco bells menu besides the sweets and candy also forming massive constipation in the intestines

man that taco gave me taco bell disease

by fudgeppo June 6, 2018

Joshua Walcott Disease

When a person of age of 12-19 won’t shut up about getting married to their partner at a young age

“Yo that nigga won’t stop saying he will marry Octavia”
“Ahh, he got Joshua Walcott Disease, stay away from that nigga”

by thatonewhitedude May 27, 2019

little brother's disease

usually the middle child in a family who is trying to show up his older sibling.

"damn Tyrone, Drew got that {little brother's disease}! Why he always gotta be up in the mix?

by infidellicswaggernaut May 30, 2016

harry potter disease

a disease.

the harry potter disease makes you say mooot and swing badadadad swing badadadadadad

by KURFKNIUGIK7YFUHV December 7, 2020

Heart Disease (CHD)

The preventable and reversible condition that results in deteriorated arteries (atherosclerosis) and plaque buildup, usually signified by heart attacks and stroke, and contributes to ED and Alzheimers. A disease typically accompanied by undiagnosed diabetes. As the great late Dr. Joseph R. Kraft put it, "Those with heart disease not identified with diabetes, are simply undiagnosed". This number one killer of americans fuels the largest, multi-trillion dollar healthcare economy in the world, located in the United States, and is perpetuated by government subsidies of cheap ingredients used to make processed foods, such as vegetable oils, sugar, and high-fructose corn syrup. The clinically proven preventative diet consists exclusively of plant based whole-foods.

at funeral
Friend: "Hey man, I'm sorry about your dad. Might want to get checked up soon though, you know coronary heart disease (CHD) usually runs in the family"
Son: "I've been doing my research, and I found out heart disease is caused by what we eat. I switched up my diet and now I dont have to worry. But man I wish I could have showed my dad all this. It probably would've saved him"

by Mattyfromduntucky May 4, 2021

zombie bone disease

Slang for Arthritis

All old people eventually get zombie bone disease

by LuminousWedgie May 8, 2012

Skypetually Transmitted Disease

the disease you get from being a skype whore. AKA, an STD.

Carrie was up all night on Skype with Billy, if she isn't careful she's gonna get a Skypetually Transmitted Disease.

by squirtle ;) October 11, 2011