by Jezebel Lipschitz January 14, 2009
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by doug or doogie October 14, 2008
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Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.
by Jeff-fu October 8, 2009
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by Captian parrot stalker December 15, 2004
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May be used as a substitute for a "facial" to conclude mating rituals post coitus.
May be used as a substitute for a "facial" to conclude mating rituals post coitus.
Yo
I just got done wit a bucket o popeye's
Side orders of extra cole slaw & fries
Yeahh bitch, fuckin potato wedges, sour cream & chives
I give it about six hours ta marinate my insides
Just when it gets good n steamin
My lower intestine screamin, sphincter gets tired & starts leakin
I think it's about time ta start freakin
So i flip da rolodex to 'c' for 'cheerleadin'
Roll up a blunt as da bitch come find ma house
Got on some marvin gaye, light up candles, break da wine out
Open up a new dior cologne, git fuckin doused
Feed my girl champagne til she's properly soused
Then we start to get to the real fuckin deal
Bust out a shocker so she starts ta squeal
Squirmin just right, both our asses so tight
But she gonna git the present tonight beeyotch!!
Get her off a couple times, smack dat ass a bit
Then, just when i'm ready i go ta sit
Right on her chest, 'a facial' she'll guess
Aw shit, pinch hitter bring in da puckered eyelet
Then i let loose, streams o crunk juice
Flowin all down her cheeks, mixin wit unchewed
Ribs from last week, she can't even speak
Or i'm gonna make da bitch's tonsils reek
Unh!! Crunkalanche baby all in ya hair
I dont shat this bitch up beyond repair
Gonna have to soak her in a vat o nair
To get all my dried-up dingleberries outta there
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shizzle -- hay!!
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shiz--lil jon!!! Yeah!! (x98.6)
I just got done wit a bucket o popeye's
Side orders of extra cole slaw & fries
Yeahh bitch, fuckin potato wedges, sour cream & chives
I give it about six hours ta marinate my insides
Just when it gets good n steamin
My lower intestine screamin, sphincter gets tired & starts leakin
I think it's about time ta start freakin
So i flip da rolodex to 'c' for 'cheerleadin'
Roll up a blunt as da bitch come find ma house
Got on some marvin gaye, light up candles, break da wine out
Open up a new dior cologne, git fuckin doused
Feed my girl champagne til she's properly soused
Then we start to get to the real fuckin deal
Bust out a shocker so she starts ta squeal
Squirmin just right, both our asses so tight
But she gonna git the present tonight beeyotch!!
Get her off a couple times, smack dat ass a bit
Then, just when i'm ready i go ta sit
Right on her chest, 'a facial' she'll guess
Aw shit, pinch hitter bring in da puckered eyelet
Then i let loose, streams o crunk juice
Flowin all down her cheeks, mixin wit unchewed
Ribs from last week, she can't even speak
Or i'm gonna make da bitch's tonsils reek
Unh!! Crunkalanche baby all in ya hair
I dont shat this bitch up beyond repair
Gonna have to soak her in a vat o nair
To get all my dried-up dingleberries outta there
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shizzle -- hay!!
Perfect shizzle -- what!!
Perfect shiz--lil jon!!! Yeah!! (x98.6)
by TA, INC., Lil Jon, Zaphod, beakdotcom July 14, 2006
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by lexistexas May 1, 2023
Get the crunchy almond mom mug.A false-title often applied by a previously suppressed high school senior to himself-- under the hot sun and rum-influence of Spring Break-- following his first sexual experience.
Newly self-appointed “Kings” tend to constantly remind others of their status, take off their shirts, use terminology they’ve heard in rap songs, act drunker than they are, and hump everything in sight without regard for attractiveness or gender. Though these symptoms continue well after Spring Break, by the end of the vacation most “Kings” will either have gotten their asses enthusiastically kicked or have enthusiastically thumbed another guy’s ass in a club believing that they have “fingerbombed” a bombshell. Other side effects include increased attentiveness to middle school girls, shit-eating grins, and a veritable flood of brainless nicknames and related wordplay.
Newly self-appointed “Kings” tend to constantly remind others of their status, take off their shirts, use terminology they’ve heard in rap songs, act drunker than they are, and hump everything in sight without regard for attractiveness or gender. Though these symptoms continue well after Spring Break, by the end of the vacation most “Kings” will either have gotten their asses enthusiastically kicked or have enthusiastically thumbed another guy’s ass in a club believing that they have “fingerbombed” a bombshell. Other side effects include increased attentiveness to middle school girls, shit-eating grins, and a veritable flood of brainless nicknames and related wordplay.
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