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straight clowned

when there is no possibility of a comeback - you have been straight clowned...
dude i was watching wilmer valderamma on that shit show of his and he got straight clowned
by thatowenz May 2, 2006
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The Clown

I got a Big Mac at the clown today.
by Kyle230 June 25, 2009
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Fight the clown

I don't want to go out tonight. I'd rather stay home and "fight the clown"
by Brundlefly May 24, 2006
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Bozo the Clown

Bozo the Clown

This is a time sensitive sex move that can only be done a few days of the month. While banging your woman who is on her rags in the ass from behind, right before cumming you pull her tampon out and shove your hand up her snatch. Pull the red blood filled hand out and proceed to paint her face with your shit covered cock, blood filled hand and finish off the clown mask with a nice white coat of cum. This will result in divorce so do not attempt if you are married.
I never want to see that woman again, so I gave her the "Bozo the Clown" so she would never come back.
by jayklaw January 8, 2012
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The Clown

Girl is giving head to guy just ready to cum. She swiftly orally amputates the tip of his penis, quickly collects escaping jizz, and smears it in his face. The crowning acheivement of this intimate act is the placement of the penis head on to his nose. Allow hilarity to insue.
The hungry girl forgot her manners and gave her one night stand the clown; he was in the ER for re-attatchment surgery for 17 hours.
by Ryanita November 3, 2006
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Clown

aka Shawn Crahan of slipknot "craziest fuckin dude there
"Man, clown was crazy at that concert last night."
by knotfan June 12, 2005
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Insane Clown Posse

Insane clown posse the worst duo or artist of all time, they probably have down syndrome being lyrically worse than soulja boy or some of rappers today who rap about the most fucked up and disturbing things you will ever hear they seriously made a song about fucking dead bodies. Its ronald mcdonald and his fatass boyfriend who ate too many goddamn quarter pounders. They had to nerve to diss eminem those stupid fucks making a song called slim anus parody of slim shady warning anyone who listens to this band will probably get a seizure. Brokencyde isn't even as horrendous as ICP. I hate they're fans yes I actually know one after learning that he thinks they are awesome and likes they're motives it makes me to slap the fuck the outta him and for him to get pissed on by R.kelly. I like screamo he has the nerve to tell me its better than metalcore bands when bfmv actually has talent I'd rather listen to hardcore anyday it isn't full of pussies they're fanbase consist of assholes and douchebags called juggafags or juggahoes who have an iq of under 30. They cannot rhyme and constantly use the word fuck in every song. Fans tried to kill celebrity/ reality star tila tequila when flashing at a concert smh. FUCK ICP AND THEIR FANS they are obviously crackheads with an obsession for clowns and future criminals or hobos.
Me: You like metalcore or nu-metal

Fan: Its not music its noise

Me: You listen to insane clown posse

Fan: Yes they suck but I like the messages they are trying to say

Me: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Fan: Nothing

Me: FUCK YOU!!
by Element12empire November 7, 2010
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