shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 06, 2019

Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one

Im betting Mr Clock will win. Updates soon!

I cant wait to see the Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one!

by Goomba420 March 30, 2023

Biological clock

When your body starts to make red wine give you hangovers instead of just pleasure.

I think Mike’s biological clock is ticking because that guy is winewasted

by Not Charles Xavier December 08, 2018

cogsworth the clock

a character in beauty and the beast. man turned to clock. a crazy tale. good nickname for a cody.

: “o my what is that”
: “me? o i’m cogsworth the clock”

by doopscooppoop May 04, 2020

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

Imma say around mmm 2 clock

Phrase, Something Colin says when he really has no idea what to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.

Paul: hey do you know why there is butter all over my tv?
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock

by Paul1717 December 24, 2024