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Nerm is a guy that you can never trust. He won't be there for you, he will leave you at the drop of a hat. You'll always be a second choice to Nerm. No one should ever talk to a Nerm, he shouldn't be seen and especially shouldn't have Discord. The best way to deal with a Nerm is by ignoring him and reporting his account. If a Nerm ever flirts with you, and your name is Rosie, he is obviously going to come to your house and stab you. He will peel the skin off of your toes, then make a bracelet of it to wear to your funeral. If he calls you cute, its a sign to block.

A Nerm is the scariest thing you can ever meet. He's evil, comparable to Lucifer himself. If he talks to you, every day, for months, he's already plotted your death and it's too late. He doesn't feel pain, it's only hatred and anger now.
Friend - Have you met Nerm?
Rosie - Yeah that creep? He killed my cat on our first date, so fucking weird.
by pseudonym=steve October 24, 2020
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When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.
Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks
by pseudonym=steve April 19, 2020
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