Chipped chopped ham

A worn out pussy that has been used and abused from years in the porn industry, working the streets, or just because the girl is a dirty, dirty whore. It is referred by this name due to the pink and white marble colors that resemble the look of America's most loved lunch meat. =P

Did you see that girl in that porn last night? Her pussy was soo beat up it looked like Chipped Chopped Ham!

by Dalton B. Mangrum May 11, 2008

chopped & screwed

Music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won't feel uncomfortable listening to it. Less bounce per ounce.

There's also a chopped & screwed version so that you people with absolutely no energy can still comfortably attempt to mingle with the angst-ridden youth.

by agentlovelette September 14, 2008

chopped

to chop a broad like to pick her up,meaning get her number name email

yo i chopped that broad last night
omg!! i chopped this solid guy last night

by cass February 22, 2004

chappers

The supreme being over all things in existence, yes even KFC............ Has such a god damn sexy ass beard that everyone just has to fucking stroke that mother chuffers
chin. Also plays real life Call of Duty (friendly fire FTW) and hates Rick Rollers (Bastards). ;)

As he removed his gun that motherfuckers Toby Hect Jew slag stroked his beard and too this day still cant find his nuts.

superman: Damn i can grow a better beard than you

Chappers: shut the fuck up you bald chinned hobo *bitchslap*

Superman cries Chuck Norris pisses acid with tears of joy *if he even has emotions* shme most likely not :)

by HAHAHA i kill KFC October 7, 2009

The Chipper

The male consumes large quantities of deep fried greasy food preferably a King Rib and a Cheese ‘N’ Burger supper with a few pickled onions thrown in for good measure, a few hours later and with a massive turd brewing the male should insert a clear tube from his ass to the other end that is gaffer taped to his girlfriends mouth. When hes ready to shit begins to smear brown sauce and sarsons brown vinegar onto her minge whilst shagging her arse! In true Scottish Style must be wearing jimmy hats and a kilt towel and swigging from a bottle buckie while pummelling his burd In a smelly run down council flat!! When he’s ready to shoot his muck he bursts into ‘Och Aye the noo Jimmy’ or 'You'll never take our freedom'

You know that rank bird Chantelle? Well I went round to her stinking council flat in Pilton and let her have 'The Chipper' big style! She'll be picking bits of cheese 'N' Burger oot her teeth for days!

by The Sweaty Jock August 18, 2009

Copper Coon

Copper is stolen and scrapped for cash on a regular basis.
It seems that the majority of copper thieves are of the black race. We often see them unloading the copper from their trucks at recycling plants and most are blacks.

Copper coons ripped the wiring out of my house while I was gone on vacation!

by dantx December 16, 2009

Chopportunity

An opportunity arises where you can have sex with a girl regardless of her looks. An alright looking girl that many guys would not sleep with but doing her would be all good, and would earn you a certain amount of respect. Having sex also known as chopping a girl.

Bro, look at her, she's looking aright these days. Son, that right there is a chopportunity.

by Crunchy Black 57 September 30, 2011